have words,
will write.
it’s me, Charné
Otherwise known as resident word vomiter and friend of 'less copy'. I do what the cool kids do: linguistic athletics. In my previous life I was a copywriter and creative director, but right now I lead content design at IKEA HQ in Sweden. Så jäkla coolt!
I have spent quality time with copywriting, conceptualisation, creative direction and kick-ass content design for more than a decade. Oh, and strategy and naming too. No commitment issues here. If you leave me alone in a room with Figma, Miro, Jira, Confluence, Notion, Canva or good ol’ Microsoft 365, I’ll find my way.
That was not a bird squawking, that was me. I’m fully bilingual, so I mostly blabber in English, but I have a few other vocabularies up my sleeve. I speak Afrikaans (mother tongue), English (also tongue, but not mother), German (B1 – very rusty), Swedish (A2 – toddler level) and Dutch (pretending since 2009). I also know how to say ‘I don’t speak Italian’ in Italian.
My hobbies include constantly rearranging everything in my house, drinking an obscene amount of lattes, regularly shouting at the moon (and then panicking that the moon heard me), and pretending to be an adult every single day of my life. Yes, it’s exhausting, thank you for asking.
how to pronounce my name
1. Think of wine. More specifically, think of Chardonnay. Silent ‘r’ and hold the ‘don’.
2. “Now watch me whip... now watch me (Sha)néné.”
3. Move to France. Learn French. “Cha(ggh)neh”. Et voilà!
other sounds I respond to
Charnoodle, Charpette, Charneezee, That-writer-girl-from-digital, There’s-cake-in-the-cafeteria, etc.